Funny Food Quotes
The best sayings about Funny Food that you can share on Instagram, Pinterest, Facebook and other social networks!
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I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead - not sick, not wounded - dead.
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How can a nation be called great if its bread tastes like kleenex?
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
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Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.
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Show me who your friends are, and I will tell you what you are.
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Life is a nacho. It can be yummy-crunchy or squishy-yucky. It just depends on how long it takes for you to start eating it.
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My idea of fast food is a mallard.
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There's nothing better than cake but more cake.
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There is no sincerer love than the love of food.
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Watermelon - it's a good fruit. You eat, you drink, you wash your face.
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Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.
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Where there is cake, there is hope. And there is always cake.
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Cucumber should be well sliced, dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out.
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We must have courage, faith, and lunch together sometime soon.
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When the waitress asked if I wanted my pizza cut into four or eight slices, I said, 'Four. I don't think I can eat eight.'
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Get out the rye bread and mustard grandma, cause it's GRAND SALAMI TIME!
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You don't need a silver fork to eat good food.
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Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
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Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.
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The most powerful social media... it is not the internet, it is not Facebook - it is food. This connects all human beings.
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I like to think of bread as really bland cake.
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I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak.
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I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.
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Cotton candy is the perfect snack for when I'm in the mood to eat dry, scratchy fabric.
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Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
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When I buy cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won't dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because Raid really doesn't taste that bad.
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What exactly are the ingredients of Ranch dressing? Mayo and disappointment?
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If you're ordering me an edible arrangement to say thanks, I'd prefer a meat one.
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It's so beautifully arranged on the plate - you know someone's fingers have been all over it.
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Everybody likes to have a place to think, to meditate, to eat a burrito.
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