Zlatan Ibrahimovic Quotes
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You always need something to complain about. And if you can't come up with anything better, you come along with team leaders. I don't believe in this chitchat.
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Only God knows You’re talking to him now.
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Kosovo is Serbian, only if my mother is a Virgin
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When I got the red card all the Chelsea players come around. It felt like I had a lot of babies around me.
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A World Cup without Zlatan is not worth watching.
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I like fireworks too, but I set them off in gardens or kebab stands. I never set fire to my own house.
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Come to my house and you'll see if I'm gay. And bring your sister.
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England is a very strong league, with three or four of the best teams in Europe, but, if I had played there, I would have destroyed it, like I have everywhere else.
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I think I'm like wine. The older I get, the better I get.
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I don't need the Ballon d'Or to know I'm the best. It matters more to some players
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It's true I don't know that much about Ligue 1, but Ligue 1 knows who I am.
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One thing is for sure, a World Cup without me is nothing to watch so it is not worthwhile to wait for the World Cup.
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First I went left, he did too. Then I went right, and he did too. Then I went left again, and he went to buy a hot dog.
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I am very proud. It is always fun to win such a prize, to be chosen as Swedens best player a certain year.
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He's a lucky guy Cristiano, he always gets first row tickets to see Messi win his awards.
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I can play in the 11 positions because a good player can play anywhere on the pitch.
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José Mourinho is a big star. He's nice. The first time he met Helena [Ibrahimovic's partner] he whispered to her: 'Helena, you have only one mission - feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy.' That guy says whatever he wants. I like him.
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An injured Zlatan is a pretty serious thing for any team.
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It was the fault of David Trezeguet, who made me do one drink of vodka after another. I slept in the bathtub. Now I hold my vodka much better.
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Zlatan doesn’t do auditions.
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Everyone is equal - a strange Swedish mentality.
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I'm like Muhammed Ali. When he said he would knock someone out in the fourth round, he did it.
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Wherever I go people recognize me, call my name, cheer for me. But there are names no one cares to remember, that no one cheers for: the 805 million people suffering from hunger in the world today.
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You don't need a team leader, you need quality.
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Arsene Wenger asked me to have a trial with Arsenal when I was 17. I turned it down. Zlatan doesn't do auditions
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That's how it is with the English: if you score against them you're a good player; if you don't, you're not.
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Messi does not need his right foot, though. He only uses the left and he's still the best in the world! Imagine if he also used his right foot... Then we would have serious problems!
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At Barca, players were banned from driving their sports cars to training. I thought this was ridiculous - it was no one's business what car I drive - so in April, before a match with Almeria, I drove my Ferrari Enzo to work. It caused a scene.
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We usually say that you cannot become a legend before death. But I am a living legend
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Arsenal could have happened, as everybody knows, but I would not do a trial. Who do you think regrets that more - Arsene Wenger or Zlatan?
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