Robert Benchley Quotes About Children
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Central Park is the grandiose symbol of the front yard each child in New York hasn't got.
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Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other.
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A child of three cannot raise its chubby fist to its mouth to remove a piece of carpet which it is through eating, without being made the subject of a psychological seminar of child-welfare experts, and written up, along with five hundred other children of three who have put their hands to their mouths for the same reason.
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There are several natural phenomena which I shall have to have explained to me before I can keep on going as a resident member ofthe human race. One is the metamorphosis which hats and suits undergo exactly one week after their purchase, whereby they are changed from smart, intensely becoming articles of apparel into something children use when they want to "dress up like daddy.
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In a house where there are small children the bathroom soon takes on the appearance of the Old Curiosity Shop.
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In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.
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Traveling with children corresponds roughly to traveling third class in Bulgaria.
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There are two ways to travel, first class or with children.
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