Paula Poundstone Quotes About Funny

We have collected for you the TOP of Paula Poundstone's best quotes about Funny! Here are collected all the quotes about Funny starting from the birthday of the Comedian – December 29, 1959! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 4 sayings of Paula Poundstone about Funny. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!

All quotes by Paula Poundstone: Books Cats Children Community Funny Librarians Libraries Memories Mom Mothers Reading more...

The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their face whether they see a moth or an axe-murderer.
→

Paula Poundstone

Funny Motivational Cat

3321
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's just sort of a tired feeling.
→

Paula Poundstone

Funny Time Taken

4999
I'm thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put my savings.
→

Paula Poundstone

Funny

"Thanksgiving Is Not Just for Leftovers" by Paula Poundstone, November 26, 2008.

752
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden name.
→

Paula Poundstone

Funny Mother

"On Location: Women of the Night". Comedy, 1987.

611
My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the lake and threw her off the boat. I said, 'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.'
→

Paula Poundstone

Funny Motivational

2943

Did you find Paula Poundstone's interesting saying about Funny? We will be glad if you share the quote with your friends on social networks! This page contains Comedian quotes from Comedian Paula Poundstone about Funny collected since December 29, 1959! Come back to us again – we are constantly replenishing our collection of quotes so that you can always find inspiration by reading a quote from one or another author!