Ogden Nash Quotes About Marriage
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Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing.
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If you are really Master of your Fate, it shouldn't make any difference to you whether Cleopatra or the Bearded Lady is your mate.
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Marriage is the only known example of the happy meeting of the immovable object and the irresistible force.
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Marriage is the alliance of two people, one of whom never remembers birthdays and the other who never forgets them.
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Whenever you're wrong, admit it; Whenever you're right, shut up.
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The reason for much matrimony is patrimony.
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A husband is a man who two minutes after his head touches the pillow is snoring like an overloaded omnibus.
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