Ogden Nash Quotes About Funny
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How easy for those who do not bulge to not overindulge!
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Happiness is having a scratch for every itch.
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No man is greater than his respect for sleep.
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.
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There was a young man of Herne Bay who was making some fireworks one day: but he dropped his cigar in the gunpowder jar. There was a young man of Herne Bay.
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Women would rather be right than reasonable.
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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
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Middle-age is when you're sitting at home on a Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you.
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They take the paper and they read the headlines. So they've heard of unemployment and they've heard of bread-lines. And they philanthropically cure them all by getting up a costume charity ball.
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A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of.
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Certainly there are lots of things in life that money won't buy, but it's very funny- Have you ever tried to buy them without money?
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People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they don't want it.
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Some tortures are physical And some are mental, But the one that is both Is dental.
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Senescence begins And middle-age ends The day your descendants Outnumber your friends
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I am a conscientious man, when I throw rocks at seabirds I leave no tern unstoned.
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If you don't want to work, you have to work to earn enough money so that you won't have to work.
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I have an idea that the phrase weaker sex was coined by some woman to disarm some man she was preparing to overwhelm.
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A husband is a guy who tells you when you've got on too much lipstick and helps you with your girdle when your hips stick.
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