Larry David Quotes
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It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home than overseas.
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I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at all. I was interested in being a great comedian.
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Give a guy a girlfriend and a great job, he doesn’t need therapy.
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Golf and dating don't mix.
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Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence and freedom to behave in ways I wouldn't normally.
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I've led this empty life for over forty years and now I can pass that heritage on and ensure that the misery will continue for at least one more generation.
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I'm a walking, talking enigma. We're a dying breed.
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I'm surprised sometimes at how some of my actions are misinterpreted.
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I had a wonderful childhood, which is tough because it's hard to adjust to a miserable adulthood.
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I defy anyone to produce any evidence that the word 'happy' has ever crossed my lips. I am not now, nor have I ever been, 'happy.'
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I'm really only happy when I'm on stage. I just feed off the energy of the audience. That's what I'm all about - people and laughter.
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A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied
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Anyone can be confident with a full head of hair. But a confident bald man - there's your diamond in the rough.
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Let's not forget, I got divorced.
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People don't yell nasty things at actors - they let them continue.
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Sometimes you have to wander a bit, and do what you don't want to in order to figure out what it is you're supposed to do.
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I just wanted laughs - that's really what I was after.
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You can't do anything in life. The social barriers in life are so intense and horrific that every encounter is just fraught with so many problems and dread. Every social situation is a potential nightmare.
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Until I started doing standup, there were some very bleak days.
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I couldn't be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the National Guard, because I can finally put an end to all those who questioned my motives for enlisting in the Army Reserve at the height of the Vietnam War.
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I tend to stay with the panic. I embrace the panic.
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No, I am a crier and if people ever saw me privately they would be shocked at what a bowl of mush I am underneath it all.
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There's nothing that reflects me. I'm unreflectable!
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I'm surprized Hitler didn't round up the toupee people.
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I don't like to analyze my music too much. It just comes welling up out of the depths of my soul.
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Most people are completely unaware of their breath. They violate your space, they have no idea that they have halitosis.
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Perhaps I have a wider range than I'd given myself credit for.
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Luck always plays a part for everyone, whether they want to admit it or not. I was very lucky, and I know it.
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In those days, reserve duty lasted for six years, which, I might add, was three times as long as service in the regular army, although to be perfectly honest, I was unable to fulfill my entire obligation because I was taking acting classes and they said I could skip my last year.
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Who do you think has more freedom: the married man in America or the single man in Communist China?
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