Jonathan Swift Quotes About Funny
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Pray steal me not, I'm Mrs. Dingley's, Whose heart in this four-footed thing lies.
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The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
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No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not to receive new information from age and experience.
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The bulk of mankind is as well equipped for flying as thinking.
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A footman may swear; but he cannot swear like a lord. He can swear as often: but can he swear with equal delicacy, propriety, and judgment?
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When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.
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The reason why so few marriages are happy is because young ladies spend their time in making nets, not in making cages.
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Come, agree, the law's costly.
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I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
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There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and tell if it was heads or tails.
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