Jessica Simpson Quotes About Pregnancy
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I had a dream that she put her foot through my belly button and I was playing this little piggy went to the market just with her toes, just her foot was sticking out of my belly button and it was completely normal!
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Fried Oreos. What were we talking about before? That's pregnancy-brain for ya! Ha ha ha ha!
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I can’t wait to have more kids. I love being pregnant. I have such an incredible connection with myself and with my body that I’ve never had before.
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The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!
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I'm probably going to deliver my baby in these [4-inch YSL heels] ... I went to the doctor yesterday and he said, 'You're gonna need to get out of those heels!'
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I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.
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I crave cantaloupe like a crazy person. But I put salt all over it, so I don't know if it's that healthy.
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We were going to have an all-day drinking binge. Gonna ride our bikes, hang out... do naughty things. But I started feeling this overwhelming guilt.
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I am definitely feeling 'intimate.' I'm kind of unstoppable at the moment! Like the big 'O' is like the biggest 'O' ever.
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I just started calling myself 'Swamp A-.' Like, I have swamp a- right now. I had major swamp a- because I was wearing these Spanx to hold in my gut ... It's like the bayou up in that region.
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It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.
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Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!
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I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoohah! Apparently I have a lot of amniotic fluid, so whenever my water breaks it will be like a fire hydrant!
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This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand like I'm taking a tequila shot and then take a bite of the sandwich.
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We weren't trying, but we were definitely practicing - and not safely practicing.
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It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.
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Labor is really going to hurt.
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Ah swear, ah will croak if she asks me for a pair of Nikes instead of Christian Louboutins!
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If it's a boy, I'll put him in tutus!
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People always say that pregnant women have a glow. And I say it's because you're sweating to death.
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There is only one, believe it or not. I did get knocked up by a baller. A big football player.
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It's so much baby and so much amniotic fluid, it's crazy. If we have a 10 pounder, pray for me!
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