Greg Behrendt Quotes About House
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How many presidents, do you think, ever said to another guy: 'I can't believe we're doing this in the White House'?
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Here's something else to think about: calling when you say you're going to is the very first brick in the house you are building of love and trust. If he can't lay this one stupid brick down, you ain't never gonna have a house baby, and it's cold outside.
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I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your own house, you know how many kids will roll up, 14 years old with no costume and an attitude. My other rule: don't grab. Let me assess you and then design a candy situation for you.
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I like the idea that when a guy comes over to the house, I get to say I wrote the book.
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