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Quotes › Authors › E › Emo Philips › I told my wife she looks sexy with black fingernai
  • I told my wife she looks sexy with black fingernails. Now she thinks I slammed the car door on her hand on purpose.

    Emo Philips: I told my wife she looks sexy with black fingernails. Now she thinks I slammed the car door on her hand on purpose.
    Emo Philips
    2054
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