Dorothy Parker Quotes About Funny
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If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to.
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.
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This must be a gift book. That is to say a book, which you wouldn't take on any other terms.
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By the time you swear you're his, Shivering and sighing. And he vows his passion is, Infinite, undying. Lady make note of this -- One of you is lying.
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That woman speaks eighteen languages, and can't say 'No' in any of them.
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There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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He is a writer for the ages, the ages of four to eight.
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If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
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