Confucius Quotes About Funny

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All quotes by Confucius: Achievement Acting Adversity Affairs Affection Age Anger Anxiety Appearance Army Art Attitude Being Happy Benevolence Birds Blame Books Boundaries Bravery Business Caring Change Character Charity Children Compassion Country Courage Crime Culture Dance Darkness Desire Determination Difficulty Dignity Doubt Duty Earth Economy Education Effort Enemies Ethics Evil Excellence Exercise Expectations Failing Failure Faith Family Fathers Fear Feelings Focus Forgiveness Friends Friendship Funny Generosity Giving Giving Up Goals Goodness Graduation Gratitude Greatness Growth Happiness Hardship Harmony Hate Heart Heaven Helping Others Hills Home Honesty Honor House Human Nature Humanity Humility Ignorance Injury Inspiration Inspirational Inspiring Integrity Intelligence Journey Joy Judging Justice Karma Kindness Knowledge Labor Language Leadership Learning Life Lifetime Literacy Losing Love Loyalty Lying Making A Difference Martial Arts Math Military Mistakes Modesty Monday Money Moon Morality Morning Mothers Motivation Motivational Mountain Music Neighbors Not Giving Up Office Opportunity Overcoming Parents Passion Past Peace Perfection Perseverance Persistence Philosophy Planning Pleasure Politicians Positive Positive Thinking Positivity Poverty Pride Progress Prosperity Purpose Quality Reading Reflection Regret Resentment Respect Responsibility Revenge Rice Righteousness Running Sacrifice Science Self Awareness Shame Silence Simplicity Sincerity Son Sorrow Soul Spring Students Study Success Taoism Teachers Teaching Time Today True Friends True Love Truth Understanding Virtue Waiting War Warrior Water Wealth Winning Wisdom Work Worry Yoga Youth more...
  • Do not worry about not holding high position; worry rather about playing your proper role. Worry not that no one knows of you; seek to be worth knowing.

    "The Best of Confucius".
  • Man is born for uprightness. If a man lose his uprightness and yet live, his escape from death is mere good fortune.

    Confucius (2013). “Confucian Analects, The Great Learning & The Doctrine of the Mean”, p.190, Courier Corporation
  • When superiors are fond of showing their humanity, inferiors try to outstrip one another in their practice of it.

    Confucius (1967). “Li chi: book of rites: An encyclopedia of ancient ceremonial usages, religious creeds, and social institutions”
  • The people may be made to follow a path of action but they may not be made to understand it.

    c.479 BC The Analects.
  • When music and courtesy are better understood and appreciated, there will be no war.

  • He who keeps danger in mind, is he who will rest safe in his seat; he who keeps ruin in mind, is he who will preserve his interests secure.

    "The Ethics of Confucius".
  • The funniest people are the saddest once

  • We take greater pains to persuade others that we are happy than in endeavoring to think so ourselves

  • While you are not able to serve men, how can you serve spirits of the dead...While you do not know life, how can you know about death

  • Learn, as if never overtaking your object, and yet as if apprehensive of losing it.

    Confucius (2016). “Delphi Collected Works of Confucius - Four Books and Five Classics of Confucianism (Illustrated)”, Delphi Classics
  • The inner nature of man is the province of Music.

  • He who merely knows right principles is not equal to him who loves them.

  • If you don't know how to live, why wonder about death?

  • By the ruler's cultivation of his own character there is set up the example of the course which all should pursue.

  • To see what is right and not to do it is want of courage, or of principle.

    Confucius (2013). “Confucian Analects, The Great Learning & The Doctrine of the Mean”, p.154, Courier Corporation
  • Ceremonies are the first thing to be attended to in the practice of government.

    Confucius (2016). “Delphi Collected Works of Confucius - Four Books and Five Classics of Confucianism (Illustrated)”, p.1042, Delphi Classics
  • They must often change, who would be constant in happiness or wisdom.

  • A youth is to be regarded with respect. How do we know that his future will not be equal to our present?

    Confucius (2013). “Confucian Analects, The Great Learning & The Doctrine of the Mean”, p.223, Courier Corporation
  • By nature, men are nearly alike; by practice, they get to be wide apart.

    Confucius (2013). “Confucian Analects, The Great Learning & The Doctrine of the Mean”, p.318, Courier Corporation
  • To see and listen to the wicked is already the beginning of wickedness.

  • When you see a good person, think of becoming like her/him. When you see someone not so good, reflect on your own weak points.

    "Liberating Faith : Religious Voices for Justice, Peace, and Ecological Wisdom". Book by Roger S. Gottlieb, 2003.
  • It is not possible for one to teach others who cannot teach his own family.

  • Don't be concerned about others not appreciating you. Be concerned about your not appreciating others.

  • The superior man acts before he speaks, and afterwards speaks according to his action.

    Confucius (2013). “Confucian Analects, The Great Learning & The Doctrine of the Mean”, p.150, Courier Corporation
  • There is good government when those who are near are made happy, and when those who are afar are attracted.

  • Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others.

  • To know that one knows what one knows, and to know that one doesn't know what one doesn't know, there lies true wisdom.

  • The perfecting of one's self is the fundamental base of all progress and all moral development.

  • It is only the very wisest and the very stupidest who never change.

    "The Analects".
  • People with virtue must speak out; People who speak are not all virtuous.

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Confucius

  • Born: 551 BC
  • Died: 479 BC
  • Occupation: Philosopher