• My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I've already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me.

    Billy Crystal: My grandparents invented joylessness. They were not fun. I've already had more fun with my grandchildren than my grandparents ever had with me.
    "Billy Crystal: My family values". Interview with Elaine Lipworth, www.theguardian.com. May 24, 2013.