Robin Williams Quotes
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I feel like I'm a big human snot.
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Explore an idea until you've exhausted it, really go to all the different parameters of it.
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When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, 'Can I use a lifeline?'
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They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them
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To make fun of an administration, to make fun of anything, Mark Twain said, is the last defense of democracy.
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But only in their dreams can men be truly free. It was always thus and always thus will be.
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When I'm riding my bicycle I feel like a Buddhist who is happy just to enjoy his mundane existence
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You have this idea that you'd better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous. And then you realize, no, actually if you take a break people might be more interested in you.
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What's my credibility? Why are they looking to me for advice? Isn't there someone more qualified?
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The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and yelling, 'You want a piece of me?'
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It was kind of a decompression - from straight alcohol to mixed drinks to wine to spritzers - and then you're out.
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We're dealing with fundamentalists... the Amish are fundamentalists, but they don't try and hijack a carriage at needlepoint. And, if you're ever in Amish country and you see a man with his hand buried in a horse's ass, that's a mechanic. Remember that.
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If you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? Carpe diem, seize the day boys, make your lives extraordinary.
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I know size can be daunting but don't be afraid.
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Sucking the marrow out of life doesn't mean choking on the bone.
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I've actually gone to the zoo and had monkeys shout to me from their cages, "I'm in here when you're walking around like that?"
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Please, don't worry so much. Because in the end, none of us have very long on this Earth. Life is fleeting.
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Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds
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Oh, no. To live... to live would be an awfully big adventure.
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It's cheaper to keep her.
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We were romantics. We didn't just read poetry. We let it drip from our tongues like honey. Spirits soared. Women swooned, and gods were created, gentlemen. Not a bad way to spend an evening, eh?
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The first time I tried organic wheat bread, I thought I was chewing on roofing material
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We used to be hunter-gatherers, now we're shopper-borrowers.
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I'm looking for Miss Right, or at least Miss Right Now
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We are surrounded by a lot of failed ecosystems; the moon being one, Mars, Venus. Theres evidence of water on Mars and rivers and it didnt take. Also, we have planets to guard us like Jupiter and Saturn that take the hits of the comets. It is miraculous that we exist on this planet, that it took.
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She is not perfect. You are not perfect. The question is whether or not you are perfect for each other
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Golf is a game where white men can dress up as black pimps and get away with it.
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I stand upon my desk to remind myself that we must constantly look at things in a different way.
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Before the Web, there was just one guy running around saying 'I KNOW!'
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Comedy can be a cathartic way to deal with personal trauma.
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