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  • New Rule: You're never going to pick up women at a coffee shop pretending to be working on your laptop. You don't look like you're sensitive, you look like you're homeless.The last guy to pick up a chick with an Apple was Adam. And when you sit across from another dateless loser with a laptop, it still doesn't look like you're working--it looks like you're playing Battleship.

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    Bill Maher (2011). “The New New Rules: A Funny Look at How Everybody but Me Has Their Head Up Their Ass”, p.65, Penguin

  • The church has historically been very slow to embrace technology. Until very recently, their idea of a laptop was an altar boy.

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Bill Maher

  • Born: January 20, 1956
  • Occupation: Comedian
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