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I don't want to wake up with cops surrounding my b
I don't want to wake up with cops surrounding my bed tonight.
Anthony Jeselnik
"Anthony Jeselnik on Sharon Stone, thankless open mics, and his evil plan". Interview with Marah Eakin, www.avclub.com. October 16, 2015.
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