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Quotes › Authors › A › Anthony Jeselnik › Every Sunday my dad calls to ask if I went to chur
  • Every Sunday my dad calls to ask if I went to church. And every Sunday I lie and say: Sorry. Wrong Number.

    Anthony Jeselnik: Every Sunday my dad calls to ask if I went to church. And every Sunday I lie and say: Sorry. Wrong Number.
    Anthony Jeselnik
    Twitter post from Aug 10, 2010
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