Poodle Dogs Quotes
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A man's soul can be judged by the way he treats his dog.
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Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing right in your ear.
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The pug is living proof that God has a sense of humor.
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I named my dog Stay, so I can say, 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!
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There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face.
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No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
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When a man's best friend is his dog, that dog has a problem.
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Man is an animal that makes bargains: no other animal does this - no dog exchanges bones with another.
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A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.
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If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience.
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To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.
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If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.
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I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive.
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He was born in Bercy on the outskirts of Paris and trained in France, and while he knows a little Poodle-English, he responds quickly only to commands in French. Otherwise he has to translate, and that slows him down.
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They [dogs] never talk about themselves but listen to you while you talk about yourself, and keep up an appearance of being interested in the conversation.
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I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts.
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The old dog barks backward without getting up I can remember when he was a pup.
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If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
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No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation.
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Civilization is drugs, alcohol, engines of war, prostitution, machines and machine slaves, low wages, bad food, bad taste, prisons, reformatories, lunatic asylums, divorce, perversion, brutal sports, suicides, infanticide, cinema, quackery, demagogy, strikes, lockouts, revolutions, putsches, colonization, electric chairs, guillotines, sabotage, floods, famine, disease, gangsters, money barons, horse racing, fashion shows, poodle dogs, chow dogs, Siamese cats, condoms, peccaries, syphilis, gonorrhea, insanity, neuroses, etc., etc.
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People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
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I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't certain we knew better.
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Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.
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You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.
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Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole.
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There's nothing so similar to one poodle dog as another poodle dog, and that goes for women, too.
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Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
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In the world which we know, among the different and primitive geniuses that preside over the evolution of the several species, there exists not one, excepting that of the dog, that ever gave a thought to the presence of man.
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I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
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