Funny Bar Quotes
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Once, during Prohibition, I was forced to live for days on nothing but food and water.
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Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
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I feel sorry for people who do not have a Bible to lean on.
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Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy.
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Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.
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Reality is an illusion that occurs due to the lack of alcohol.
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You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
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Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
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Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of the pieces.
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I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.
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Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.
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The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
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When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.
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What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer.
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Abstainer: a weak person who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.
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Why is American beer served cold? So you can tell it from urine.
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Work is the curse of the drinking classes.
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I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
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Madam, if you were my wife, I would drink it.
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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
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I drink to make other people interesting.
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An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
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Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called everybody, and they meet at the bar.
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