Woody Allen Quotes About Time

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  • My father worked for the same firm for 12 years. They fired him and replaced him with a tiny gadget that does everything my father does, only much better. The depressing thing is my mother ran out and bought one

  • What I do know about physics is that to a man standing on the shore, time passes quicker than to a man on a boat - especially if the man on the boat is with his wife.

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  • Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

    "Standup Comic". A CD compilation of Allen comedy routines from 1964-1968, 1999.
  • Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.

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    "Biography/ Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

    "Woody Allen: Clown Prince of American Humor" by Bill Adler and Jeffrey Feinman, (p. 4), 1976.
  • More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

    Side Effects "My Speech to the Graduates" (1980)
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