Woody Allen Quotes About Time
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My father worked for the same firm for 12 years. They fired him and replaced him with a tiny gadget that does everything my father does, only much better. The depressing thing is my mother ran out and bought one
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What I do know about physics is that to a man standing on the shore, time passes quicker than to a man on a boat - especially if the man on the boat is with his wife.
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
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Time is nature's way of keeping everything from happening at once.
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Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
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More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.
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