Woody Allen Quotes About Sleep
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The roe is reputed to sleep for a thousand years and then suddenly rise in flames, particularly if it was smoking when it dozed off.
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The audience goes to sleep really quickly! If you have a slight pause at the wrong time, that's it!
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I never knew what Amazon was. I've never seen any of those series, even on cable. I've never seen The Sopranos, or Mad Men. I'm out every night and when I come home, I watch the end of the baseball or basketball game, and there's Charlie Rose and I go to sleep.
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I've always liked, someday the lamb will lay by the lion.... but it won't get much sleep.
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The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.
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Someday the lion is going to lie down with the lamb, but the lamb isn't going to get much sleep.
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Have you ever noticed that good people sleep better, but bad people seem to have more fun when they're awake?
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I was a nervous child, I was a bedwetter. I used to sleep with an electric blanket and I was constantly electrocuting myself.
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I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.
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The good sleep better, but the bad seem to enjoy the waking hours much more.
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Honey, you're the one who stopped sleeping with me, OK? It'll be a year come April 20th. I remember the date exactly, because it was Hitler's birthday
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