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  • It is impossible to travel faster than light, and certainly not desirable, as one’s hat keeps blowing off.

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    Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

  • Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either.

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    Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

  • I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way around Chinatown.

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  • Standard mathematics has recently been rendered obsolete by the discovery that for years we have been writing the numeral five backward. This has led to reevaluation of counting as a method of getting from one to ten. Students are taught advanced concepts of Boolean algebra, and formerly unsolvable equations are dealt with by threats of reprisals.

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    Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

  • Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought-particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things.

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    Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated

  • How does gravity work? And if it were to cease suddenly, would certain restaurants still require a jacket?

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    "Mere Anarchy", 2007.

  • I was in analysis. I was suicidal. As a matter of fact, I would have killed myself, but I was in analysis with a strict Freudian and if you kill yourself they make you pay for the sessions you miss.

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    Annie Hall (motion picture) (1977). Cowritten with Marshall Brickman. This joke appeared in a monologue recorded live in August 1968 and released on The Third Woody Allen Album.

  • Astronomers say the universe is finite, which is a comforting thought for those people who can't remember where they leave things.

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  • More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

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    Side Effects "My Speech to the Graduates" (1980)
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Woody Allen

  • Born: December 1, 1935
  • Occupation: Film producer
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