Woody Allen Quotes About Sarcasm

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  • As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

    Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated
  • It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.

    "A Look at Organized Crime" by Woody Allen in "Disquiet, Please! More Humor Writing from the New Yorker" by David Remnick, Henry Finder, (p. 364), 2008.
  • Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.

    "Woody Allen: Clown Prince of American Humor" by Bill Adler and Jeffrey Feinman, (p. 4), 1976.
  • I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

    Quoted in Eric Lax, Woody Allen and His Comedy (1975)
  • I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.

    Funny  
    At night-club in Chicago, Mar. 1964, recorded on Woody Allen Volume Two (Colpix CP 488) side 1, band 6
  • Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.

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