Woody Allen Quotes About Sarcasm
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As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.
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It is no secret that organized crime in America takes in over forty billion dollars a year. This is quite a profitable sum, especially when one considers that the Mafia spends very little for office supplies.
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Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
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I tended to place my wife under a pedestal.
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Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.
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