Woody Allen Quotes About Religion
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Sex and death. Two things that come but once in my lifetime, but at least after death you're not nauseous.
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If I could only see one miracle, just one miracle. Like a burning bush, or the seas part, or my uncle Sasha pick up a check.
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I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.
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I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
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To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
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Standing in a garage no more makes you a car than standing in a church makes you a Christian.
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Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
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I do occasionally envy the person who is religious naturally, without being brainwashed into it or suckered into it by all the organized hustles.
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Believing would be easier if God would show himself by depositing a million dollars in a Swiss bank account in my name
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