Woody Allen Quotes About Marriage

We have collected for you the TOP of Woody Allen's best quotes about Marriage! Here are collected all the quotes about Marriage starting from the birthday of the Film producer – December 1, 1935! We hope you will be inspired to new achievements with our constantly updated collection of quotes. At the moment, this page contains 8 sayings of Woody Allen about Marriage. We will be happy if you share our collection of quotes with your friends on social networks!
  • The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep.

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    Without Feathers "The Scrolls" (1975) See Bible 167
  • I'm very old-fashioned. I believe that people should stay married for life, like pigeons and Catholics.

  • For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.

  • Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

    "Standup Comic". A CD compilation of Allen comedy routines from 1964-1968, 1999.
  • Marriage? That's for life! It's like cement!

    "What's New, Pussycat?", 1965.
  • Inertia accounts for two-thirds of marriages. But love accounts for the other third.

  • In my house I'm the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.

  • Should I marry W? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name. And what about her career? How can I ask a woman of her beauty to give up the Roller Derby? Decisions...

    Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated
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