Woody Allen Quotes About Love
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The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.
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The only love that lasts is unrequited love.
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To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.
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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
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Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it's one of the best.
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Sex alleviates tension. Love causes it.
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No matter what the shrinks, or the pundits, or the self-help books tell you, when it comes to love, it's luck.
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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It's a match made in heaven...by a retarded angel.
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The heart wants what it wants. There's no logic to these things. You meet someone and you fall in love and that's that.
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Is it better to be the lover or the loved one? Neither, if your cholesterol is over six hundred. By love, of course, I refer to romantic love -- the love between man and woman, rather than between mother and child, or a boy and his dog, or two headwaiters.
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Whosoever loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.
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Bisexuality doubles your chances of a date on a Saturday night. I believe that sex is a beautiful thing between two people. Between five, it's fantastic. If there is reincarnation, I'd like to come back as Warren Beatty's fingertips. I'm such a good lover because I practice a lot on my own. My love life is terrible. The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty. Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go it's a pretty good one.
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