Woody Allen Quotes About Life
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Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad.
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Life is hard for insects. And don't think mice are having any fun either.
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I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer.
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I'm very proud of my gold pocket watch. My grandfather, on his deathbed, sold me this watch.
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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
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To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness.
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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.
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Does art imitate life, or does life imitate TV?
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My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.
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If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
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Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.
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Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable.
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I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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It is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock.
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Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television.
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I took a test in Existentialism. I left all the answers blank and got 100.
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