Woody Allen Quotes About Inspirational

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  • What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

    Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated
  • Eighty percent of success is showing up.

    Quoted in Thomas J Peters and Robert H Waterman Among Friends (1982).
  • Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.

    Without Feathers "The Early Essays" (1975)
  • A "Bay Area Bisexual" told me I didn't quite coincide with either of her desires.

    Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated
  • Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

    "Standup Comic". A CD compilation of Allen comedy routines from 1964-1968, 1999.
  • I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.

    Audio CD "Woody Allen: Stand-Up Comic 1964-1968", 1999.
  • I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

    "Death: A Comedy in One Act". Book by Woody Allen, 1975.
  • Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

  • I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.

  • Not think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.

    "Fictional character: Boris". "Love and Death", www.imdb.com. June 10, 1975.
  • If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.

    "Shakespeare, Woody Allen And A Certain Qantas A380" by Christine Negroni, www.huffingtonpost.com. April 23, 2012.
  • I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

    Quoted in Eric Lax, Woody Allen and His Comedy (1975)
  • More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly.

    Side Effects "My Speech to the Graduates" (1980)
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