Woody Allen Quotes About Death

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  • It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.

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  • Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?

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    Woody Allen (2007). “The Insanity Defense: The Complete Prose”, Random House Incorporated
  • Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.

  • There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

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    "Biography/Personal Quotes". www.imdb.com.
  • Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.

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    Without Feathers "The Early Essays" (1975)
  • Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.

  • I don't want to be immortal through my works. I want to be immortal by not dying.

  • Death is an acquired trait.

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    Quoted in Eric Lax Woody Allen and His Comedy (1975), ch.11.
  • I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

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  • I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.

    "Death: A Comedy in One Act". Book by Woody Allen, 1975.
  • Marriage is the death of hope.

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    Woody Allen (2009). “Three One-Act Plays: Riverside Drive Old Saybrook Central Park West”, p.206, Random House
  • If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.

  • Not think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.

    "Fictional character: Boris". "Love and Death", www.imdb.com. June 10, 1975.
  • I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.

    Quoted in Eric Lax, Woody Allen and His Comedy (1975)
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