Woody Allen Quotes About Death
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It is impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
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Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?
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Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it.
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?
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Dying is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.
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Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon.
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I don't want to be immortal through my works. I want to be immortal by not dying.
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Death is an acquired trait.
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I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
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I am not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens.
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Marriage is the death of hope.
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If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
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Not think of death as an end, but think of it more as a very effective way of cutting down on your expenses.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
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