Woody Allen Quotes About Beer
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You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.
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His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.
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Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness.
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I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me.
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It seemed the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better while the bad ones seemed to enjoy the waking hours much more.
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I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia.
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Basically I am a low-culture person. I prefer watching baseball with a beer and some meatballs.
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I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying.
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No, no, I'm a lowbrow. I read [Dostoevsky] more out of obligation than enjoyment. For enjoyment, for me, it's a beer and the football game.
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