Woody Allen Quotes About Atheism
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How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
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I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.
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Years ago I was on television having a discussion with Billy Graham about atheism. He was saying, even if you're right and I'm wrong, and there's nothing after, I will have had a better life than you, because I do believe there was something. And I couldn't argue with that, even though I wanted to.
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If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever.
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To you I'm an atheist; to God, I'm the Loyal Opposition.
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If God exists, I hope he has a good excuse.
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I do occasionally envy the person who is religious naturally, without being brainwashed into it or suckered into it by all the organized hustles.
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In real life, Keaton believes in God. But she also believes that the radio works because there are tiny people inside it.
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