Sam Levenson Quotes About Funny
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Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children.
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You must pay for your sins. If you have already paid, please ignore this notice.
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It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and say the opposite.
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
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The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't have to stay in that home of your own.
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The whole world is watching America, and America is watching TV.
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Many wise words are spoken in jest, but they don't compare with the number of stupid words spoken in earnest.
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