Robert Breault Quotes About Funny
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There are secrets I will take to the grave and others I'd feel safer having cremated.
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There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up.
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A wise saying is something you keep picking up off the floor in front of your fridge
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Always telling the truth is no doubt better than always lying, although equally pathological.
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There are truths of which I have an inkling, but of most I have only a pencilling
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My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.
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As I may or may not say to the Lord on Judgment Day, "You ask a lot of questions for someone who has so much explaining to do"
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All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought
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Sometimes two people stay together for the sake of the kids - two kids who sat under a full moon and pledged to be forever true.
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If you teach your children nothing else, teach them the Golden Rule and "righty-tighty, lefty-loosey.
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As to the Seven Deadly Sins, I deplore Pride, Wrath, Lust, Envy and Greed. Gluttony and Sloth I pretty much plan my day around.
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