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Quotes › Authors › R › Randy Glasbergen › Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If
  • Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press 1 eighteen thousand times.

    Randy Glasbergen: Thank you for calling the Weight Loss Hotline. If you'd like to lose a half pound right now, press 1 eighteen thousand times.
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