Phyllis Diller Quotes About Housework
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I'm eighteen years behind in my ironing. There's no use doing it now, it doesn't fit anybody I know.
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If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, 'Who could have done this? We have no enemies!'
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I buried a lot of my ironing in the back yard.
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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?
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The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
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