Phyllis Diller Quotes About House
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If your house is really a mess and a stranger comes to the door greet him with, 'Who could have done this? We have no enemies!'
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My house used to be haunted, but the ghosts haven't been back since the night I tried on all my wigs.
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Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing up is like shoveling the walk before it stops snowing.
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Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition.
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I met my husband when a friend sent him over to my house to cure my hiccoughs.
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Your husband is lazy if when he leaves the house, he finds out which way the wind is blowing and goes that direction.
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Mothers-in-law do not make good house pets. Once I had the most wonderful dream -- I dreamed that mothers-in-law cost money and I couldn't afford one.
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When buying a new house ... Buy the house far enough away from school so your kids can't come home for lunch.
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