Phyllis Diller Quotes About Comedy
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The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you.
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Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle - keep away from children.
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Comedy is tragedy revisited.
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Comedy is tragedy revisited or hostility. It is mock hostility, of course, or it would be ugly; we would have a war.
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Sex is identical to comedy in that it involves timing.
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Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed.
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I asked the waiter, 'Is this milk fresh?' He said, 'Lady, three hours ago it was grass.'
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You've got to realize that when all goes well, and everything is beautiful, you have no comedy. It's when somebody steps on the bride's train, or belches during the ceremony that you've got comedy!
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