P. J. O'Rourke Quotes About Cows
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Everything that's fun in life is dangerous. Horse races, for instance, are very dangerous. But attempt to design a safe horse and the result is a cow ... It is impossible to be alive and safe.
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During the mid-1980s dairy farmers decided there was too much cheap milk at the supermarket. So the government bought and slaughtered 1.6 million dairy cows. How come the government never does anything like this with lawyers?
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This country is so urbanized we think low-fat milk comes from cows on Nutri/System weight-loss plans.
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Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered rifle and scope.
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