Matt Groening Quotes About Great Simpsons
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I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.
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First you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women.
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I’ll keep it short and sweet - Family. Religion. Friendship. These are the three demons you must slay if you wish to succeed in business.
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America's health care system is second only to Japan, Canada, Sweden, Great Britain, well ... all of Europe. But you can thank your lucky starts we don't live in Paraguay!
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You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try.' Homer Simpson
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I like my beer cold, my TV loud, and my homosexuals flaming.
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I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me, Superman. Homer Simpson
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Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals... except the weasel.
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When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV!
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Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
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How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive?
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Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
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Oh, loneliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.
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Homer no function beer well without.
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It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
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