• I've got a head of hair better than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.

    Kinky Friedman: I've got a head of hair better than Rick Perry; it's just not in a place I can show you.
    "Kinky, a Good Ol' Cigar-chomping, Jewish Cowboy, Might Soon Be Running Texas". www.independent.co.uk. October 22, 2005.