Jim Davis Quotes
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I never met a lasagna I didn't like
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We have a group of people now who think they own the state. Its disgusting.
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When you're through with your cat, you can't throw it in the trash.
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In my head, the sky is blue, the grass is green and cats are orange.
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Jon: Our only thought is to entertain you! Garfield: Feed me.
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You'd have to go a long way to find someone who was more proud and grateful for what our veterans have done for all of us.
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There is never a need to outrun anything you can outwit.
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My dream in life is to write the one gag that makes everyone in the world laugh.
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Deep fry that sucker! - Garfield
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Avoid fruits and nuts. You are what you eat.
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It's amazing what one can accomplish when one doesn't know what one can't do.
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I have a fear of letting my mind wander. I'm afraid it might not come back.
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I was in and out of comas until I was nine and I would lose entire days and weeks. The novelty of being able to really do stuff hasn't worn off - I still feel like I'm making up for lost time.
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I didn't have a whole lot of success getting dates, I was always a bit of a geek.
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I can go everywhere and no one recognises me.
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I thought if I could create a convincing cat I could say and do anything I wanted on the human condition.
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He who fills His pockets with the Rocks of Misdeeds shall surely sink in the River of Good Fortune.
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I thought you were dead, Mr. McCandles.
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When all else fails, look cute.
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Readers have told me that their children have learned to read after years of struggle after starting to read Garfield's comic strip and many people who have moved to the United States have said that they, too, learned English by reading Garfield.
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Life is like a hot bath. It feels good while you're in it, but the longer you stay, the more wrinkled you get.
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There are so many opportunities in life, that the loss of two or three capabilities is not necessarily debilitating. A handicap can give you the opportunity to focus more on art, writing, or music.
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Nothing spoils lunch any quicker than a rogue meatball rampaging through your spaghetti.
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Usually I commit to something in my head and then I start drawing.
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When in doubt, pig out!
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Cats are anthropomorphised in art because they are so laid back that you automatically attribute human thoughts and feelings to them.
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You have to do something when you're lying in bed. So you play with your mind.
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The understatement is the English contribution to comedy.
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Great chefs know it's the appearance of food that counts...but great eaters know its the amount of food that counts
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Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie.
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