Jerry Lawler Quotes
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The fats dented the flats.
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When most people get drunk, they see snakes. But, when snakes get drunk, they see Jake Roberts!
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You know what they call a good looking girl in Philadelphia... a tourist.
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The Dudleys are going to get the VIP treatment this Sunday-- Very Intense Pain!
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Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!
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What the Hell. In 1988, I was the AWA heavyweight champion and I never came to Milwaukee.
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If charisma were rain, Blackman would be a desert.
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We just did a show in Providence, Rhode Island, and we got three puppy shots before we even got on the air, which was great. Although sometimes you get flashed by some puppies that you'd rather not see. They're more like mongrels
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Judging from what looks like the popularity of this classic wrestling show is that the people like what they have grown to know and love here in Memphis
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I'm not a racist like Bret Hart, I hate everyone equally!
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When John Cena came to Raw, he immediately got off on the wrong foot with Eric Bischoff. Eric Bischoff said that he thought John Cena was a would be Eminem, and Lord knows one Eminem is enough, but since that time, I have come to respect and really like this kid. This John Cena is a good guy. You can't say anything differently than that.
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Gyrating J.R., pretty darn good!
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We've finally told the world that this is sports entertainment, and I think one of the best forms of entertainment is anything that's fun or funny, something that you really enjoy watching or listening to
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Get that strait jacket that Heidenreich had and put it on Lita!
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When it comes to Shawn Michaels, there's always a way.
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OSHA had come in and looked at the channel 5 studios and it sort of had something to do with wrestling, but they found that there were some safety concerns that had to be addressed.
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In this day and time, with no competition you are really walking a tightrope. I mean you may think that no competition is good, but in reality no competition is really bad.
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If at first you don't succeed, see if there is a prize for the losers.
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Are you ready for some puppies?!
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Jim Ross you're a fine one to talk about how someone is dressed.
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Of course, the whole Andy Kaufman angle was classic. I'm real proud of that. I mean that is something people are still talking about 20 years later, making movies about and that sort of thing. I mean not a day goes by that someone doesn't mention Andy Kaufman to me
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Is he dancing or having a seizure?
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When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock
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Cena with the WWE Title, Randy Orton with the Money In The Bank briefcase, & Daniel Bryan with the beard.
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Foley looks like an un-made bed.
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I don't know if he needs a tic tac or toilet paper.
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If Mark Henry was the Titanic, the iceberg would've sank!
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The only reason I lost to Aldo Montoya was the intoxicating fumes there were coming off his body from being around Jake Roberts.
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Koko B. Ware is a crossword wrestler: he enters the ring vertically, and leaves horizontally.
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Can I press one for English?
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