Jase Robertson Quotes
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A duck tastes the same whether they're shot sitting or flying.
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I've been showing up late and dirty all my life.
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God's first, then family, then whatever else you love.
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When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.
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It seems a fine line between being a matador and being a rodeo clown
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Most people named Willie are either in prison or on the armwrestling circuit.
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Where I'm from, there's two things you don't mess with. You don't mess with a man's woman, or his hat DON'T TOUCH A MAN'S HAT!
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Most things can be fixed with duct tape and extension cords.
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I'm into the true meaning of Christmas - Faith, Family, and Facial hair.
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Frog catching is the most fun a human being can have while on this earth.
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Most things in life are better when you just cut to the chase.
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If you’re too busy to duck hunt or catch fish, then you’re too busy.
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Where I come from your truck is a reflection of who you are.
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At the end of the day, I love eating duck. It's the best thing you can eat on this earth, especially grilled with jalapenos and cream cheese.
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My parents were hoarders before hoarding was cool
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I don't like meat from the grocery store, it makes me nervous
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When you don't know what you're doing, it's best to do it quickly.
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A lot of people just think that that's unreasonable or preposterous. But you know, if everybody chose to do it God's way, the world would be a lot better off.
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You can talk any redneck into a challenge. That’s why so many rednecks die in strange ways.
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When you have a flaming hot donut in your hand and your trying to eat it your not worried about 10 and 2
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My wife hates the beard. When we dated, I would grow it out during duck season. She said she could handle anything for three months - but now I have it all the time.
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I represent Jesus on this earth and he represents me in heaven.
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Group texts are the worst. They're like a terrible, technological snowball, coming down a mountain, and you can't stop it.
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We simply want to follow God because we knows of the happiness it will bring, that's the reason that we chose to be open about our beliefs.
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Work without fun is like peanut butter without jelly.
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You can see the true heart of a man when you're out in the woods with a weapon
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The No. 1 rule in duck hunting is to go where the ducks are.
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Through Jesus, your past is explained, your present has a purpose, and your future is secure. What more could you really want in life?
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I'm going to use whatever God blesses me with as a platform to tell the world that God is for you. He proved it through sending Jesus down here to die for us and be resurrected. And for us that gives us second chances and it gives us hope, and so we spread that message everywhere.
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The first step to dealing with a problem is admitting that you have a problem.
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