Heather Brewer Quotes

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  • Getting staked had been a hard lesson in choosing one's friends wisely.

    Heather Brewer (2009). “Tenth Grade Bleeds #3: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.70, Penguin
  • Whoever had decided that school should start so early in the morning and last all day long needed to be hunted down and forced to watch hours of educational televison without the aid of caffine.

    Heather Brewer (2007). “The chronicles of Vladimir Tod: eighth grade bites”
  • If you thought eighth grade was tough, try it with fangs and a fear of garlic.

    Trying   Garlic   Tough  
  • Vampires,after all,don't sparkle.

  • Because teachers, no matter how kind, no matter how friendly, are sadistic and evil to the core.

    Teacher   Evil   Friendly  
    Heather Brewer (2007). “The chronicles of Vladimir Tod: eighth grade bites”
  • Vlad made a mental note to amend the friend code: thou shalt not date the girl that thy best friend has a crush on...nor shalt thou try sticking thy best friend in the chest with a sharp hunk of wood.

    Crush   Girl   Trying  
    Heather Brewer (2008). “Ninth Grade Slays #2: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.125, Penguin
  • The worst pain in the world goes beyond the physical. Even further beyond any other emotional pain one can feel. It is the betrayal of a friend.

  • A label doesn't make something so. A label is just a word. It's what a person does that makes them who they are

    Doe   Labels   Persons  
    Heather Brewer (2011). “Twelfth Grade Kills #5: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, Penguin
  • Don't you find any irony in a vampire sucking up?

    Vampire   Irony  
    Heather Brewer (2008). “Ninth Grade Slays #2: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.146, Penguin
  • Otis D'ablo is alive! Do you here me? He is alive and trying to kill me!

    Trying   Alive   Kill Me  
  • Henry shrugged. "I've kissed plenty of girls." "I'm not talking about your mom,dork.

    Girl   Mom   Talking  
    Heather Brewer (2008). “Eighth Grade Bites #1: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.10, Penguin
  • Morning, sunshine." Vlad blinked at her. "Morning, sulfuric acid." "Pardon me?" "Well, isn't it just kinda wrong to call a vampire 'sunshine'?

    Heather Brewer (2007). “The chronicles of Vladimir Tod: eighth grade bites”
  • Vampires are people too. They've got their own problems, they just drink blood.

    Blood   People   Vampire  
  • Dude, you're a vampire. EVERY day sucks for you.

    Vampire  
    Heather Brewer (2009). “Tenth Grade Bleeds #3: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.24, Penguin
  • The world is full of monsters with friendly faces.

    Heather Brewer (2013). “Eighth Grade Bites #1: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.82, Penguin
  • I'm too tired to reign over vampirekind, let alone enslave the human race.

    Tired   Race   Reign  
    Heather Brewer (2009). “Tenth Grade Bleeds #3: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.15, Penguin
  • I'm a creature of the night for God's sake And she wants me home by eleven?

    Home   Night   Want  
    Heather Brewer (2008). “Eighth Grade Bites #1: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.10, Penguin
  • Henry held up his taco- formerly Vlad's- and grinned. " Little known fact, gentlemen. Tacos are the food of genius." pg248 Henry to Vlad & Joss

  • Live and everyone would die. Die and everyone would live. It seemed like such a simple choice. But nothing is ever as simple as it seems.

    Simple   Choices   Dies  
    Heather Brewer (2011). “Twelfth Grade Kills #5: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, Penguin
  • ...Your angry and jealous and in the mood to do some forceful dentistry

    Heather Brewer (2010). “Eleventh Grade Burns #4: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.48, Penguin
  • Because pieces of your heart clearly weigh more when they're sitting shattered at the bottom of your stomach.

    Heart   Sitting   Pieces  
    Heather Brewer (2011). “First Kill”, p.128, Penguin
  • They'll torture you for months before killing you if you run" Otis shrugged, as if this was an everyday occurrence.

    Heather Brewer (2011). “Twelfth Grade Kills #5: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, Penguin
  • When will it begin, anyway?" Sirus held his gaze for a moment, his eyes full of concern- a concern that Joss didn't understand. "Probably sooner than you're ready for." "When's that?" "Well." Sirus sighed, as if doing the math in his head."It'll take us about three minutes to gather this stuff and get to the cabin, and another two or three for Abraham to realize you're here. So I'd say you have about seven more minutes of freedom left.

    Eye   Math   Two  
    Heather Brewer (2011). “First Kill”, p.31, Penguin
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  • Kid, not everything in life can be summed up neatly in a paragraph. No book has all of the answers. Not even the really good ones. You have to find the answers yourself sometimes.

    Book   Kids   Answers  
  • Vlad had found himself longing to encounter those of his own kind, to travel to the streets of Elysia-that far away world, but after a while it seemed more of a fairy tale than anything else. Like Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy, only with fangs.

  • Lesson #456 of high school life: Never, EVER trust an alarm clock.

    School   Alarms   Lessons  
    Heather Brewer (2009). “Tenth Grade Bleeds #3: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.62, Penguin
  • Mmmmm. Warm chocolate chip cookies. Not even AB negative can compare.

    Heather Brewer (2010). “Eleventh Grade Burns #4: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, p.155, Penguin
  • Growing older is mandatory, but growing up is optional.

  • Mulling this over, Vlad wiped her lip gloss from his lips with the back of his hand.Vampires, after all, didn't sparkle.

    Hands   Vampire   Lips  
    Heather Brewer (2011). “Twelfth Grade Kills #5: The Chronicles of Vladimir Tod”, Penguin
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