• As long as you represent me as praising alcohol I shall not complain. It is, I believe, the greatest of human inventions, and by far - much greater than Hell, the radio or the bichloride tablet.

    H. L. Mencken: As long as you represent me as praising alcohol I shall not complain.  It is, I believe, the greatest of human inventions, and by far - much greater than Hell, the radio or the bichloride tablet.