• I read in the paper that I'd slashed my wrists. But I didn't.

    Gail Porter: I read in the paper that I'd slashed my wrists. But I didn't.
    "Q: Aren't you too brainy to be a TV presenter? A: Too brainy? That's why all my hair fell out" by Emma Brockes, www.theguardian.com. November 7, 2005.