• How do you know if your child is a writer? Your obstetrician holds his stethoscope to your abdomen and only hears excuses.

    Fran Lebowitz: How do you know if your child is a writer? Your obstetrician holds his stethoscope to your abdomen and only hears excuses.
    "Opinions You Won’t Find on Twitter: Fran Lebowitz Talks" by Ginai Bellafante, www.nytimes.com. November 21, 2010.