Fran Lebowitz Quotes About Funny
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Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
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Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both easy to beat and fun to cheat.
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If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of a poetic nature, do not forget that actions speak louder than words.
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Large, naked, raw carrots are acceptable as food only to those who live in hutches eagerly awaiting Easter.
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All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in fact, barely presentable.
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The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is waiting.
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I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
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Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
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Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it cannot be argued, there are never enough comfortable chairs.
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Food is an important part of a balanced diet.
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You're only as good as your last haircut.
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Polite conversation is rarely either.
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Bread that must be sliced with an axe is bread that is too nourishing.
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When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
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Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.
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