Felipe Esparza Quotes About Mom
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I used to sell marijuana to my son's mom's new husband. And then I would take that money and give it to her as child support.
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I listened to my first comedy album in 6th grade. It was Bill Cosby. My brother and I would play it over and over on a Fisher Price record player. A friend in high school also introduced me to Richard Pryor. I wasn't writing material back then, but I would say funny stuff. I was good at making fun of people's moms. If I knew something personal about you, it would be used against you.
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Rich people bring a lawyer. Latinos and blacks bring their mom.
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My mom cooked the same food every day - tortillas, beans and meat. If it was enchiladas, it was - tortillas, beans and meat. If it was burritos, it was still - tortillas, beans and meat.
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